Calais -- Koblenz Germany - Salzburg Austria - Prague Czech Republic - Bonn Germany -- Calais.


Entry Fee Includes


  • Event organisation.
  • Experienced marshals travelling the full route
  • Leaving event in Kent with camping, marquee,  cash bar and food available.
  • Four nights camping and campsite facilities in Europe
  • Screwball Rally vehicle decals and door numbers
  • Information pack of places to visit on-route
  • Barbecue / buffet and prize giving night.
  • The ferry will cost an additional £200 for you car and upto 5 people return.
There are three chances to claim glory,
  • Best Theme
  • Best Fundraisers
  • Screwballer of the year


  • The entry fee is £280 per person.
  • £50 deposit per person to book your place.


September 2025 Itinerary  

Wednesday 17th - Meet and camp in Kent

Thursday 18th - Travel onto the continent to Koblenz

Friday 19th - Koblenz to Salzburg 

Saturday 20th - Salzburg to Prague

Sunday 21st - Prague to Bonn  

Monday 22nd - Bonn to Calais

Tuesday 23rd - Back to work and start of plans for your 2026 theme. 


Rules.
There are very few rules, but they are important and will be enforced where your safety is involved. Our decision is final. For everyone’s safety and enjoyment all teams will be required to agree to the full Terms and Conditions of entry to each event which will be made available electronically or given out at the pre-start registration get together.
No Racing.
The Screwball Rally is not a race, there are no prizes or recognition for being the first to a days destination.
Charity.
Each team is asked to raise a minimum of £250 for a charity of their choice. We will not collect and distribute any charity money.
Age Limit
This event is not suitable for children, we have minimum age requirement of 16 years old.
No Bumping.
The Screwball Rally is not a banger race, and you may not care what happens to your car but other people will.  Many teams use their cars year after year or as a second car at home, they do not want some fool damaging it for them.
Cars.
Your vehicles must be a car or commercial vehicle with a minimum of 2 seats, motorcycles are not allowed. Cars should have a value of no more than £1000 or fit with the spirit of the event. Once you have bought your vehicle, you can spend whatever you want to get it back on the road or ready for the rally. All vehicles must be roadworthy and fit for the whole duration of the rally and meet the traffic regulations in the countries we visit, this is your responsibility, there is plenty of information online with websites like the AA a good place to start.
Driving. 
You must make sure that you are safe, fit and legal to drive in this event, this is a long distance driving event and should not be undertaken lightly.
Breathalyser.
Each morning when we are in mainland Europe your driver will have the opportunity to take a breath test before you are given the days destination details. This is for your safety.
No Being A Dick.
Don't be a dick, it doesn't suit you, no one likes it. We do not accept any form of racism or sexism.  Anyone being anti social will be kicked off the rally.

The Screwball Rally (J and M Events LTD)


WARNING!

Any form of road event or charity drive on the public highway can be dangerous and involve the risk of injury or

death. By entering the Screwball Rally you are accepting the Terms and Conditions of the event.


Competitor’s Statement of Indemnity to the Screwball Rally (J and M Events LTD) and their servants and

agents:

I hereby undertake and agree that, in consideration of my being permitted to take part in The Screwball

Rally (J and M Events LTD), neither I nor my heirs, executors or administrators, will make any claim against The

 Screwball Rally (J and M Events LTD), its servants or agents, in respect of, or damage to, property or

injury to person (including injury resulting in death) which I may suffer whilst, or in consequence of, my taking

part in the Screwball Rally (J and M Events LTD). I further understand that no compensation will be paid

by The Screwball Rally (J and M Events LTD) against any claim which may be made by any Third Party

against The Screwball Rally (J and M Events LTD) arising out of any act, neglect or fault on my part

during, or in connection with, the said event.


  • 1. That J and M events LTD will not be scrutineering or making any road worthiness checks on entrant’s vehicles before permitting them into the event.
  • 2. That I am competent to take part in the event.
  • 3. That I am fit and healthy and that my eyesight (with lens if to be worn) is adequate for driving on European public highways.
  • 4. That the entered vehicle that I am travelling is in a suitable mechanical order with current MOT Certificate, DVLA Road Fund License and Insurance for driving on the public highway.
  • 5. That I am an experienced driver and hold a current license to drive the vehicle I will be using in the event.
  • 6. That I will not participate whilst under the influence of alcohol or intoxicating drugs and will submit for alcohol testing at any reasonable time.
  • 7. That I will comply with the Terms & Conditions of the event.
  • 8. That I myself will be responsible for the manner in which I drive and take full responsibility for my vehicle, my passengers and myself.
  • 9. That I will take the word of J and M events LTD as final in any dispute.
  • 10. Acceptance of the Risk – I accept that any form of driving on the public highway can involve the risk of injury or death and I agree to take part at my own risk. Before taking part in the event I confirm that I have read the Term & Conditions of Entry and will be bound by and comply with them and the drivers briefing at all times.


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